Well,
I’ve survived. That’s the most important thing I can say after coming back. I was on a Bavaria 50, a huge boat to maneuver in a harbour with if the helix in the bow is not working. But hey, I even managed to teach a girl in the crew how to moor it.
As I told in this earlier post, forecast was not good for heading south, so we decided to try to head north to the Costa Brava. Forecast was to have some swell, slight sea with areas of moderate. Good, this sounded funny. Except that virtually nobody in my crew of 9 knew how to sail (I later discovered this was false, some had known but forgotten). Some of them were even absolute beginners. So, we got on the harbor by 9am (cool, I wanted to leave by 9am), the girl with the food got lost, people were late… I started the briefing at 10:30 and we managed to leave by 11h – 11h30 I’d say.First bad surprise of the day: bow helix didn’t work. The previous day, with the guy from surcandomres.com, it did. Well, there was plenty of room, but I had to start the day with more care than foreseen. As usual, wind was blowing from the direction we had to go to (why is it always this was ?) and we tried to sail close hauled. I let the crew do it, just to see how they were handling it. My fault: instead of being close hauled, we were sailing a close reach. And back from the other side of the boat. Took me to long to realize we were just going back and forth from the same spot. Then, I had them trim the sails for a close haul. But I had already 3 of the guys throwing up. Well, the sea was slight with some moderate waves, not much, but more than enough for a beginner in the Mediterranean (wavelength is very short here).
After trimming the sails correctly, we started moving NW. After fighting against swell and wind sea (both from N), we managed to sail the astonishing distance of 5 nm in 3 hours. I mean, by 3pm we had reached Castelldefels. I was asked then by the 3 throwers to drop them at Barcelona harbour. They could not bear it any more. The rest of the crew was just tired and hungry. In order to shorten their pain, I decided to turn the engine on and head straight to their relief. There, shit happened: the engine (VOLVO PENTA 75) was turning at 2000rpm and I only was managing to move at 1kt. Ok, I know I am going against the stream, but I can’t believe that with 20kt of wind (oh, hadn’t I told you the wind was wonderful that day ?) with sails correctly trimmed and a 75 hp engine at 2000 rpm, I can only do 1 kt.
Jeez. The girl who wanted to see if she liked it was already blue, her boyfriend who had never sailed was turning green and asking God for mercy and me for a quick escape. He was also having an imploring look at the dinghi. There was a harbor we had just passed, so we thougth it’d b better for everybody to just head there. But nobody seemed to be aware that without a working engine, we were not going anywhere. At least, not unless we were towed.
I managed to get close to the beach (1 mile back, btw) and tried to anchor the boat there. Oh, surprise. Second bad news: anchor motor is working funnily. Despite that, we managed to anchor ourselves with the engine turning at only 1kt even at 2000rpm. Engine off and diving gear on. Let’s see if something happens to the helix. It’s 4pm and all I have inside is a croissant at 8h30. As the blue girl is on port side, there might be some fish there. What if… ? Nah, let’s focus on the heli. Starboard side, 1m waves, with current, hungry, autumn water on a not-so-sunny day. Wonderful. After a gale: 0m visibility. Can’t see a damned shit and swimming against current is exhausting. Back to the boat. I throw a line to the water to tie myself. Helix looks fine and I am freezing. Back on board. 3 people who are praying to die so they stop suffering, 6 who are starving and 1 who is freezing, starving and fucking clueless. Oh, I had my manager’s manager on board as well. Looking at me and saying: “what do we do ?”.
Can’t wait anymore. In 30 seconds 3 people are going to try to swim to the shore and the rest will try to bite me. Engine on. We go to Port Ginesta. I cross my fingers. The bastard seems to work. I call my friend who owns a Bavaria and was waiting for me at noon in El Masnou to lend me his IMRAY pilot.I love this guy: not a laugh, just suggestions, advice and troubleshooting options. Hey, he rents his boat as well. New, fully-equipped and with an extremely kind owner. A sure bet.
4:30 pm. Here we are. Port Ginesta. 4 hours, 5 miles. Cool. I’ll get to Barcelona for Christmas, thank God. Somehow all is better now. There’s a veal stew for ten at the table, people’s face is pink again and my butt is safe. Who the hell is able to have a lovely stew on board on such a day ? Somebody from Galicia, of course. Love you, guys. Decision is done: I lose 3 of the crew there. I propose them to join us the next day in case they feel like. Deal.
The rest, we’ll try to sail to the Costa Brava, even if I have to stay awake all night long. I’ll take these guys to a nice place or I am not sailing any more. 5:30 we are out. 6:30: Barcelona is still veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery far and it does not seem to get any closer. I try the engine again, to help us move. The bastard decides to go on 1kt at 2000rpm. I crack. Can’t bear it any more. I tell the remains of my crews the facts as I see them: I am not going anywhere with a broken engine. I am going to call the guy, abuse him, tell him he’s robbed us, bring him his floating shit back and ask for a refund. That’s it. Let’s call it a week-end for me.
U-turn. Now, it’s a long reach. Cool, that’ll be fast. I call the guy. I tell him the problem and that I’m going back. Asks me to call back when I am almost there, just in case he needs to tow me. After that, I go to the upper deck. Mmm, nice wind. Oh-oh. Please, move away from leeward. NOW ! I do some fish-feeding. I hope they appreciate the veal stew. I feel better now. Meanwhile, my crew have other plans: we go back, we sleep there and we try to do some sailing training on Saturday. We ask for a refund only for Sunday. No fair to use my weakness to change plans. I just don’t answer, but how the hell are we going to get out the harbour without engine ? Rowing ? A 15m ?
Night falls. Cool. No engine, no visibility, unknown harbour. God bless us. The guy calls me when I am about 0.5 miles with troubleshooting instructions. We discover that the bastard works when accelerating very slowly but it doesn’t if it’s being asked too much. A known defect from these engines. That’s why it did work in the harbours and not when I was in open water. Yippee ! Couldn’t you son-of-your-mother tell that when I got the keys ? VOLVO engines have a 2-stage helix and with age, the kernel is worn out and doesn’t gear well with the helix. Now you know. Me, too.
Anyway, we moor beautifully (I’ve discovered I am pretty good at manoeuvres) and I refrain from abusing the guy. I am too tired for that. I tell him that the bow helix does not work either. Tries but doesn’t succeed in fixing it. Apologies a few dozen times and I ask him what to do now that we only have 2 days left. Suggests Tarragona and spend the night there. Cool, what had to be a sporty sail has become The Love Boat. Without barman.
Day ends with another good surprise. Chicken breasts appear in a dish under my nose with a salad. Galicia calidade, again. With some Forza Italia ! Cool. I love having these 5 girls on board. No only they don’t care about doing the cooking, but they cook really tasty stuff. Uncommon when sailing.
I enter into coma at about 11pm.